Monday 27 June 2011

It Doesn't Suck To Be Me

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

*Breathes*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Yes, I did go to the trouble of a whole new blog entry just to let out some excitement. "Why are you excited?" I hear you ask. I'M GOING TO SEE AVENUE Q! ON WEDNESDAY! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

I think I'm better now.

Thursday 26 May 2011

Taken from the book of Squarah, chapter 1, verses 1-4

"On the first day, God created light and dark and saw that it was good. We disagreed and called it powercuts.

On the second day, God created plants and trees and saw that it was good. We disagreed as the leaves blown in blocked our hoover.

On the third day, God created all the birds of the air and saw that it was good. We disagreed because the resident blackbird pooped on the carpet. Also, birdwatchers are grumpy, crazy and bad tippers.

On the fourth day, God created the animals and saw that it was good. We disagreed for there was cow dung trailed in on the bottom of somebody's wellies."

Here's to the rest of the week. Holding out for Sunday...